Sexiest BUSINESS Degree Pickup at SMU – Ministry of Funny
MARKETING, FINANCE or BUSINESS – which business school degree/ career is the sexiest in Singapore? Watch me put them to the test by trying to chat up SMU in characters you might be familiar with 😉
WARNING: Major ‘STEREOTYPING’ alert once again. Hee hee. Gotta love them stereotypes. Agree or disagree? Let us know in the comments!
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January 16, 2015 @ 10:13 pm
First like!!
January 16, 2015 @ 10:39 pm
After NUS, we got asked to do one at SMU. So we had to. Especially cos I’ve
also been storing up these jabs for the various professions for too long
already 😉 Enjoy, and if you like it, please LIKE, COMMENT and SHARE!
Peace.
January 16, 2015 @ 10:43 pm
I lup chew many many!
January 16, 2015 @ 10:56 pm
Haresh, you should totally go overseas to try out ur pick up lines!! <3 it
January 16, 2015 @ 11:27 pm
“Are you increasing prices around here?”
“Cuz I’m definitely feeling inflation in my oants”
Really creative hahahahaha, keep going man. (I’m going to try this)
January 17, 2015 @ 12:01 am
All of those lines were like lyrics from The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang!
Great video as always!
January 17, 2015 @ 12:19 am
Oh my haha Haresh what a way to ask questions on these careers. The last
girl was so funny as she ran away fr you as if your going to eat her or
something. :)
January 17, 2015 @ 12:50 am
Love it! More of these sort of videos pls! Totally LOLed on the 5th P of
marketing hahahaha
January 17, 2015 @ 12:55 am
Finance ftw!
January 17, 2015 @ 1:10 am
Freaking funny sia. Love ur videos!
January 17, 2015 @ 1:25 am
HAHHA baik Haresh!!!
January 17, 2015 @ 1:44 am
so, do you have a girlfriend? xD after all your pickup videos
January 17, 2015 @ 1:54 am
You should wear a penis hat. Yes, a penis shaped hat.
January 17, 2015 @ 2:13 am
entertaining. as always. u need to do this at least once a week! :)
January 17, 2015 @ 3:02 am
HAHAHA the last girl omggg
January 17, 2015 @ 3:34 am
dey brudder, you should do the indian parents ” doctor sey shaadi ”
January 17, 2015 @ 3:55 am
SIM next!
January 17, 2015 @ 4:03 am
Your pickup line are so original and really funny!
You probably are quite intelligent too to know the relevant technical terms
too.
Thumbs up!
January 17, 2015 @ 4:05 am
Seriously, this sexiest “thing” is like a loop into infinite “re-runs”.
Either the guy in the clip is totally “un-creative” or he is trying “very
hard” to sell his lines to Singaporeans who need this kind of stuff to
“pick” up girls??
This video come off as either the Singaporean males being viewed as totally
dorks when it comes to picking up girls or the girls in Singapore are
“desperate”!
The next time you want something “funny”, please give a fresh breadth of
life – not the same “old” uncreative and totally “dorky” lines as used
before!!
-10,000
January 17, 2015 @ 4:33 am
Here are some of my sexiest business degree pickup lines (from a classy
gentleman!). And yes, they work perfectly well without all those porn
insinuations!! These are simple pickup lines with business tone that work
for classy females too (not just some kiasu Singapore girl). Check it out,
you boys!!
“Excuse me, is this stock taken?”
“Can I interest you in a glass of Dom Perignon?”
“Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about a portfolio I’m
doing?”
“Excuse me, can you help me with this equity purchase?”
“Don’t you find the ambience of this restaurant just right for closing a
deal?”
“You look like you might be interested in some great opportunity. Would you
like to manage my assets?”
“Wow, I really love what you’re wearing for this business dinner. Would you
like to dance?”
Just in case any of you boys don’t know how to apply these lines, ask and
the secrets will be given to you!!!
January 17, 2015 @ 4:49 am
do engineering-related pick up lines in NTU!
January 17, 2015 @ 7:25 am
i wonder if you will be branching out of singapore when you get famous.too
famous infact,that when you approach a person,he/she knows you.its going to
be impossible when everyone knows you.or get a second guy to do it with
you.
January 17, 2015 @ 7:36 am
aiyo didn’t see this untill now , damn subscription box
January 17, 2015 @ 7:50 am
Ok Sir, You win lah! CHAMPION!
January 17, 2015 @ 12:17 pm
Hey Haresh I find this pickup lines a bit inappropriate and will of course
affect the data you collected. Heres 2 major flaws in your pickup lines.
First, don’t use perverted pickup lines. It is definitely a major downer
for ladies. No one would be saying yes to random perverted guy on streets
no matter how good they look. Cause most of them are not sluts and even if
they are they won’t sell themselves straightaway to random dudes. So when
you use pervy lines, I know it will most probably be a NO from the ladies.
The yes is most probably a sympathetic yes or they are just trying to get
it over with cause they are afraid you will harass them the whole day.
Second, I know its kinda embarrassing when doing pickup in public but don’t
straightaway shoot your lines at ladies. This is most noticeable when you
straightaway ask them a question before they even notice or know who you
are. If I’m walking in public and suddenly a person start asking me a
question, I’ll be like, “Oh god, what is it now? Can we be done with it?”.
So its best if you say “Hi” or a friendly “Hey” first before shooting your
lines at their face.
A reliable line would go like this, “Hi I’m Haresh and I can’t help but
notice how attractive you are. You think that maybe we can go for a drink
or movie sometime? I’m a marketing executive btw so I’m quite well off
*smiles*.”