Business Like a Swede
This is the story of the Swedish Part Model – a winning collaboration between trade unions and employers’ organisations since 1938 that sets the A in awesome. Read more at www.likeaswede.se.
Det här är berättelsen om den svenska partsmodellen – ett vinnande samarbete mellan fackförbund och arbetsgivarorganisationer sedan 1938. Läs mer på www.likeaswede.se
February 10, 2015 @ 4:39 am
Hahahaha, Swedes always got it better!
February 10, 2015 @ 5:09 am
What a joke…
February 10, 2015 @ 5:39 am
Like. A. Swede.
February 10, 2015 @ 6:29 am
“no government involved” i kek’d
February 10, 2015 @ 7:07 am
This is not based in reality!
“Clock in at a quarter to 9” Yeah right we are the only fucking country in
Europe that doesn´t have a shortened work week, 40hours every week
08.00-17.00(standard) The other nordic countries have a 37.5h work week.
“Settle on a swiss ball” Yeah right, employees are here to work in Sweden
not be comfortable.
“I got a retirement plan, my future is secured” Not for long, people will
have to work until 70-75 years old at the rate the goverment is wasting our
money.
“Fully insured” Yeah because we have free healthcare that we only pay about
20$ every time we go to the doctor. This one is correct
“I treat my employees with love and respect” Horse shit, like any
dictatorship a company is there to make money EVERYTHING else is secondary.
If they can earn a extra 1 cent to increase their stock they will fire 20
people, EVERY TIME! And this is even when the company is making a huge
profit.
“We have a collective agreement no one can reject” Yes we can its optional!
and even if you are in the union they will 99 times out of a 100 side with
the company, even though the company breaks boths laws and written
agreements.
“Two parts in decision making” Never EVER has this EVER happened in this
country, the company does whatever the hell they want and don´t give a
flying fuck about their employees.
“We get parental leave” Yes we do, can´t argue with this one
“Plus the six weeks vay-cay” we have 5 weeks paid vacation standard in this
country IF you have earned it by working full time for a year. When we get
back from vacation the most common sentence is usually “*Sigh 1 more year
until the next vacation”
“Co-decide with the boss” HAHAHAHA not ever, EVER!
“Friskvårdsbidrag” Awesome and does alot of good, no complaining from me on
this one.
Phew! I´m done!
February 10, 2015 @ 7:39 am
HAHA! Oh you Swedes…. I wonder what a ‘Like a Dane’ would look like! It
would definitely feature such a cool car – probably an old Skoda instead!
#Likeaswede vs #LikeaDane
February 10, 2015 @ 8:43 am
And of course they are all non-whites..
February 10, 2015 @ 9:19 am
Except the boss would be driving the second to latest volvo, and they would
be constantly having fikapauser.
February 10, 2015 @ 9:40 am
Fackförbund kan ju för övrigt dra en smula åt helvete. Den svenska
partsmodellen är anledningen till att vår budget börjar svikta, ingen mer
tillväxt, inga nya företag och ständigt dessa hårda skattetryck.
#Dont_tread_on_me